Hello, my fellow Americans.

There is so much FUN on so much BUN this week at IBW LODGE #1 that I'm starting to think that I'm a cheese burger and not a werewolf after all!

TUESDAY FEB 24TH is TWIN PEAKS DAY and that means we've got TWIN PEAKS TEAM TRIVIA at the Lodge.

1st Place wins the blu-ray "TWIN PEAKS Z TO A" which has got literally every bit of visual media related to the TP world. I'm jelly and may just keep this for myself if I don't like everybody's attitude.

2nd Place wins "A PLACE BOTH WONDERFUL AND STRANGE: The Extraordinary Untold History of Twin Peaks" by Scott Meslow which I also might just keep for myself.

3rd & Somebody else can fight over these cool enamel pins: one is the owl cave sigil and the other is a chip from one-eyed Jack's with a bite taken out of it.

YOU WILL RECEIVE SUBSTANTIAL BONUS POINTS FOR WEARING A GOD DAMN COSTUME.

YOU WILL ALSO HAVE OPPORTUNITIES TO SHAME YOURSELF TOWARDS EXTRA POINTS.

Teams of 6 or less!

Come hang out with other Twin Peaks nerds, celebrate the greatest thing that's ever happened to anybody anywhere and we'll raise a few glasses to the master himself, David Lynch!

Trivia starts at 7:30, but come early and enjoy our BONKERS Happy Hour special: 12" Pizza + 32oz Pitcher for $15!!!

This FRIDAY February 27th, we've got another installment of SUPER SECRET MOVIE CLUB starting at 8pm. Join Chris Smits from Bucked O Blood Books and Records as he indoctrinates you into the depraved world of some of cinema's greatest over-looked gems. Chris will introduce the movie (it's a SECRET, I don't know what movie it is, ok?), then we'll watch the movie on the projector and then we just hang out with other film nerds and get shwifty. It's the best! You can do it!

SATURDAY, we are open from 2pm - 5pm at which point we CLOSE for a Private Party that cut you off the guest list (I assume). SORRY!!! But we will reopen at 2pm on Sunday for...

Join us for our 2ND WHENEVER IBW CHILI COOK-OFF! No cost to participate or enjoy, just bring your best chili recipe and try to win the GRAND PRIZE. Or, just show up, drink beer, eat chili and be your typical judgy self. Either way, some people win! If you want to participate, do us all a favor and email mind-control@ibw-chicago.com and let me know.

We've got exactly 124 DAYS OF SERVICE left. Come get all the JOY you can on our little space ship before it's gone!!!

!KCOR S'TELLLLL

You can see all of our events on our event calendar at https://www.ibw-chicago.com/events

You can see what's currently on tap at IBW LODGE #1 at https://www.ibw-chicago.com/whats-on-tap