Saturday June 27th Noon until ??? THE PARTY AT THE END OF ALL THINGS!!
THE DUNK TANK!
BRENDA CHI-BAKES GOODIES!
LIVE TATTOOING FROM FINAL GIRL TATTOOS!
THE LAST CRAP RAFFLE!!
DJ WAX DISASTERS!!
DJ NOVEMBER!!
OTHER THINGS!
Won't you join us?
So many, many things. And nobody really reads anymore, so just watch the dang video. SEE YOU REAL SOON!
More Beanies! More red Away Team shirts! Also a dwindling stash of MALORT BARREL AGED STOUT in 750ml and draft. TONIGHT IS THE LAST EVER TUESDAY NIGHT TRIVIA. 😢
Time to execute operation #683 of the Gay Agenda: dance your asses off at IBW LODGE #1!!
Wax Disasters, America’s favorite no genre all vinyl dance party, starts just before 9p. And we’ve got enough Chinese made penis and vagina thingies to ruin at least one coral reef on our own. I’m not proud of that, I’m just saying.
Anyway THIS IS THE SECOND TO LAST SATURDAY EVER, so you might as well come and get it before everything is terrible forever!!
Me, Forbes & Miss Molly will be holding it down for you all. Come on out and let’s play!!!
The only thing more than the things are the feelings. Come be a part of ALL of it!
HAPPY LOBSTER TONIGHT AT 5:30!
SHIRTS ARE IN!!
GAY AGENDA PARTY TOMORROW!
THE PARTY AT TGE END OF ALL THINGS NEXT SATURDAY!
Empty-ish barrels are $60 a piece cash only first come yada yada and one per monkey.
New goodies and old goodies going fast. DESERT SOLITAIRE just in. Break your brains over your heart and let Edward Abbey be your congenial guide!
So many things! GAY AGENDA DANCE PARTY on Saturday. Get your tix NOW for the Pig Roast on daddy’s day. And also the FINAL RITUAL. Just watch the video please, I phoned it in just for you. Xoxoxoox
