For some strange reason, everybody's favorite neighborhood watering hole is transforming itself into one of those crummy velvet rope clubs tonight for one night only. And IBW will have 4 beers on tap to help confuse the message!

Up is down, black is white, dogs are marrying cats and neighborhood bars are being pimped out with disco balls, fog machines and schmarmy music. We will be very exclusive tonight so come dressed to impress. It will be tremendous.

Ok, we'll see you there, brah.