ECTO-SLUSHY RELEASE TOMORROW

Hola!

BIG NEWS for people who like weird things that aren't beer!!!

Tomorrow we are releasing this year's batch of ECTO-SLUSHY hard sparkling fruit yummy!! This weird-ass green monstrosity is back and ready to fill your brains full of swervy, delightful dreams!

We're limiting 3 4-packs per customer so everybody gets their fair shake at this Halloween treat.

And for the release, FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY, you can get a 1L stein filled to the rim with ECTO-SLUSHY and keep the IBW glass for $30. That's a screaming deal that you aren't likely to see again anytime soon.

And, for those of you who LIKE beer and can't wait to acquire one of these lovely IBW INGEST steins...

That's TONIGHT for the FrankenSTEIN build your 1L stein of either TRUST or DOG & PONY SHOW. For $10 you can drink the stein, but for a measly $20 you can take this fancy IBW stein home with you. GOOD LORD, that's a mighty fine deal. I mean, look at this stein:

There's other stuff happening this month as well. You know, things like a DOG COSTUME CONTEST, pumpkin carving and a pumpkin carving contest and, on October 26th, our Halloween party. 

OH! Also... on SUNDAY OCTOBER 27TH we've got... wait for it... BEETLEJUICE THEMED TEAM TRIVIA. Oh boy, that's gonna be fun on a bun.

October is truly the greatest month of the year.

"IBW: We're here for you as long as you have cash."

SMART ASS Trivia Game TONIGHT @ IBW LODGE #1

Hiya!

Tonight we're doing a live version of SMART ASS, a fun little card trivia game from University Games. Winners will take home IBW Gift Cards and EVERYONE who plays will get their very own copy of SMART ASS to take home with them. Who doesn't like FREE stuff?

Your esteemed brewer Bucky will be hosting this sure-to-be-a-mess mess. But whatever?! Right? Right. Come, have a few beers and take home a fun card game for FREE. And have fun in the process. 

Did you know this will be fun?

Starting this SUNDAY we'll be brining back FREE HOT DOGS FOR BEARS GAMES. What a world.
 

And then, please mark your calendar for our 3 Year Anniversary Party where we're releasing a collaboration Bock we made with our friends at THE BUCKLAND MUSEUM OF WITCHCRAFT & MAGICK. We'll have vendors, tarot readers and a DUNK TANK during the day and 3 metal bands after 9pm to put a clear and thunderous capstone on the day.
 


 "IBW: We're here for you as long as you have cash."

Zombie Tarot & Murder Bingo TONIGHT @ IBW Lodge #1!

Holy Moses, I've been obsessing over this Silver Jews song "Smith & Jones" for the past few days. It's one of those songs that you hear a million times but then on that one million and oneth (or is that onthe?) time you finally listen to it.

Give this Dylan-esque masterpiece from the late but never forgotten David Berman a deep listen. It’s like so much of his work: tonally simple and catchy as hell on the surface, but it gets increasingly steep, beautiful and haunting the more you circle in.

One thing I can't yet resolve about this melodic riddle is whether or not it's about the prison of personality. In the classic sci-fi TV show "Lost In Space" Dr. Jeremiah Smith was portrayed by the actor Henry Jones. And I'm certain, if you spoke to Henry Jones after his run as the diabolical and dented Dr. Smith, at some point your conversation would turn to him belly-aching about how he's going to be locked into that character for the rest of his career.

"Yeah, sure, it made my career," he'd say in that impish way only Henry Jones could summon. He'd probably take a long melodramatic pull on his cigarette at this point, staring off into that Space where he appears to still be Lost. "But the same thing that made my career ended it immediately as well."

I can't listen to this song without wondering what personalities that I've inhabited have kept me in a prison longer than my sentence demanded. Smith & Jones, forever. Indeed. Bon appetite.

But my exceptional taste in music is not why we're here. I'm here to tell you that TONIGHT at America's #1 hot spot for non-sequitur pickle ball we've got a lovely human being that calls herself Emerald Acorn doing walk-up ZOMBIE TAROT readings. Here's what she says about this new spread style:

"I will share with you that I am terrified of zombies! That slow pursuit of hungry, emotionless humans freaks me out. But we can learn and grow by dissecting our discomforts. The 5-card zombie spread asks the hard and poignant question:How you survive what you fear?"

For MURDER BINGO tonight we'll be showing the summer camp classic "The Burning"! Here's the synopsis:

At summer camp, some teenagers pull a prank on the camp's caretaker, Cropsy (Lou David). But the joke goes terribly wrong, and the teens leave Cropsy for dead after setting him on fire. But no one keeps Cropsy down. A few years later, the burned and disfigured caretaker returns to camp equipped with his trusty shears, ready to unleash his particular brand of vengeance on a whole new group of teens. The murderous Cropsy stalks the campers in the woods, one by one.

I mean, sure, it sounds a leeeetle bit like another film that dropped about a year previous, but I'm sure that's just a coincidence. But, honestly, I dig The Burning more than that other unmentioned movie. Plus, this one also features the special effects wizardry of Tom Savini who designed, deployed and, uh, executed that iconic scene with the hedge clippers and... oh, you'll just have to come see it.

MURDER BINGO starts at 9pm and is always strictly 21+

We packaged a fresh batch of Watermelon Gun yesterday. I love this beer and this batch is particularly splendid. We never use anything but hand-processed and fresh, real watermelons for Watermelon Gun. We do this, well, because real watermelon is just transcendental. There is no replacement for that cold, crunchy deliciousness of the watermelon rind in this world, so there is no way to achieve that other than putting real watermelon in the beer. This year's batch has a lovely balance of the fruit sweetness with the green cucumber yumminess of the rind as well. I hope you dig it. It's available at the Lodge in 4-packs and will go on draft this weekend. J is dropping these at accounts as I write this.

Oh, hey, all you Phishy people out there. We're streaming the tour again this Friday at 6:30p and then again on Sunday August 11th. On Sunday we'll start with Saturday night's show at 4pm and then do the Sunday night show live when it starts.

I might make some burgers or something on Sunday so come by early and let's make a day of it!

If you're one of those strange people that likes to wake up early on a Saturday so you can run and then drink beer, then we've got you this Saturday, August 10th. Come by the shop and run a 5k and receive a pint of IBW beer on the house and a chance to win some other raffle prizes. You can still sign up for this by following this link: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/5k-beer-run-x-illuminated-brew-works-2024-illinois-brewery-running-series-tickets-760660374657?aff=oddtdtcreator

And, of course, this Saturday night we've got another installment of WAX DISASTERS our no-genre, all vinyl dance party:

And, hey, if you're going to the Great Taste of the Midwest (which you 100% should be) then come by and say hi to J and Rick out there.

"IBW: We're here for you as long as you have cash."


You can see all of our events on our event calendar at https://www.ibw-chicago.com/events

You can see what's currently on tap at IBW LODGE #1 at https://www.ibw-chicago.com/whats-on-tap

GRAND PRIZE NIGHT for MURDER BINGO w/ Bucket O Blood @ IBW Lodge #1 Today!

As you damn well know by now, July's MURDER BINGO has had us teaming up with our lovely friends from Bucket O Blood Books & Records for a phenomenal line up of all zombie flicks all month long. 

Tonight is the FINAL ROUND featuring Peter Jackson's DISGUSTING CLASSIC "DEAD ALIVE".

At the end of the movie tonight, whoever has the most Bingo's for July will win this INSANE bunch of prizes from the best damn bookstore in this timeline!
 


HOLY CRAP!!

You have to be present to win. And, why wouldn't you want to be present? "Dead Alive" is amazing, the crowd is always fun as hell, and WE'RE GOING TO HAVE THE UNHOY MYSTIKAL HOT DOG MACHINE HERE TONIGHT. We'll even have vegan dogs for you SICK-O VEGANS (like me!).

ALSO: THIS SATURDAY!!

Did you know that IBW is the GREATEST OF ALL TIME? And that KING FELIX won for BEST MODERN HAZY against all the other Chicago breweries at the Chicago Beer Societies HAZY DAYS fest last weekend?

Of course you did!

"IBW: We're here for you as long as you have cash."


You can see all of our events on our event calendar at https://www.ibw-chicago.com/events

You can see what's currently on tap at IBW LODGE #1 at https://www.ibw-chicago.com/whats-on-tap