WAR ON XMAS! Released Today!

"War On Xmas!" is our 11% White Egg Nog Milk Stout that is released today to your favorite bottle shops and very limited draft accounts.

"War On Xmas!" is made with lactose sugar, Indonesian vanilla beans, Vietnamese cassia bark cinnamon & nutmeg all provided by our good friends at Epic Spices in Chicago. The result is a surprisingly balanced spiced beer reminiscent of delicious mind-bending egg nog and holiday cookies of years gone by.

To celebrate "War on Xmas", The Columbines wrote and recorded this soon-to-be Holiday classic. 

Pick up "War On Xmas!" at your favorite beer stores in Chicago and the suburbs. If you don't see it at your favorite store, ask them to get in touch with us and we will make sure they get some.

Here's the listing of shops we're delivering to today:

57th Street Wine
Bavarian Lodge (on Nitro!!)
Beer on Central
Beer Temple
Binnys - Marcey
Binnys - River North
Binnys Evergreen Park
Binnys Lakeview
Binnys Mokena
Binnys Orland Park
Binnys Skokie
Bitter Pops
Bottles & Cans
Crafted 1979
Deja Brew
Iron & Glass
Lassens Tap (on Nitro!!!) 
Leos Liquors
Noble Grape
Vas Foremost Liquors

More stores will be announced next week. 

Have a wonderful and fun Holiday season. We love you all!!!

BRONY Ain't for Phonies.

Our newest Double Dry Hopped Double IPA is being delivered to all of our city bottle accounts today!

BRONY is made with almost 10lbs of expensive-ass hops per barrel to make another big, brothy, fruity fun house of flavors for your at-home time travel adventures. You'll find Motueka, Citra & Huell Melon under this pony's dress.


We're also dropping an old favorite Pazuzu's Pedals today when we unleash the Brony. Pazuzu's Pedals is a black cardamom porter farmhouse and is pretty much the perfect intoxicant to aid in this beautiful fall weather.

If that's not enough, a fresh batch of Astronaut Orange juice is being bottled this weekend and released early next week!! 

Dearest suburban friends: Please be patient, we will be delivering BRONY and Pazuzu to our suburban accounts next week.


Please, good people of the internet, be careful with BRONY. This powerful elixir should not be underestimated. Side effects are to be expected. Please, breathe deep and be at home with them.